I Love Julianne.

SURVEY!

001.[What is your name:] Donald John Ignatius Grace Danger Priest
002:[Your Name Backwards:] tseirP regnaD ecarG suitangI nhoJ dlanoD
003.[Date of birth:] May 18, 1988
004.[Male or female:] male
005.[Astrological sign:] taurus
006.[Nicknames:] Don, Donnie, Heavy Dizzle, Primetime, Big D, Priest, God, Sexy Beast, Poopsta, Asshole, Studmuffin, Donny Master of Jungle Lovin', Blankie
007.[Occupation:] student/whatever
008.[Height:] 6'4"
009.[Weight:] 270 and dropping
010.[Hair color:] brown.
011.[Eye color:] green/hazel/grey/blue/gold (on random days)
012.[Where were you born:] Goddard Memorial Hospital in Stoughton, MA
013.[Where do you reside now:] ravena, for another 32 hours
014.[Age:] 17 or 12
015.[Screen names:] donjuano29
016.[E-mail addy:] donjuano60@yahoo.com
017.[What does your screen name stand for:] ask holly
018.[What is your lj name:] donjuano60
019.[What does your lj name stand for:] ask holly/my highschool football number
020.[Pets:] Julianne
021.[Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:] none
022.[Piercings:] none
023.[Tattoo's:] none
024.[Shoe size:] 14-15
025.[Righty or lefty:] righty
026.[Wearing:] Kermit the Frog t-shirt, jean shorts
027.[Hearing:] My Son My Executioner-"Between Heaven and Hell"
028.[Feeling:] hot, I want Julianne
029.[Eating/drinking:] nothing

[]Love and Relationships[]

061.[Have you ever been in love:] Yes, once.
062.[How many people have you said "I love you" to:] A couple people...but Julianne's the first person I've truly meant it
063.[How many people have you been in love with:] 1
064.[How many people have you kissed:] 1
065.[Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:] never.
067.[What do you look for in a guy/girl:] Smart, funny, nice smile, eyes that I can get lost in for a couple hours, nice legs...basically, Julianne.
068.[What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:] smile, eyes, height
069.[What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:] Julianne
073.[Do you have a crush right now:] yep
074.[If so who is it:] Julianne
075.[Do you believe in love at first sight:] nah
076.[Do you remember your first love:] lol yes
077.[Who is the first person you kissed:] Julianne
078.[Do you believe in fate:] not much
079.[Do you believe in soul mates:] not really
080.[If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:] n/a

[]Family[]

104.[How many siblings do you have:] 1
105.[What are your parents names:] doug/linda
106.[What are your siblings names:] eric
107.[How many siblings does your mother have:] 6
108.[How many siblings does your father have:] 2
109.[Where are your parents from:] brockton, MA
110.[Is your family close:] mom's, yes, dad's, not so much
111.[Does your family get together for holidays:] ::sigh:: yes
112.[Do you have a drunk uncle:] they all are, actually. I have one of the most alcoholic families I know of.
113.[Any medical problems run through your family:] fatness, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, alcoholism
114.[Does someone in your family wear a toupee:] nope
115.[Do you have any nieces or nephews:] I hope not
116.[Are your parents divorced:] nope
117.[Do you have step parents:] no
118.[Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:] yes...gah. I can't even think about it without getting all emo.
120.[Did some of your family come to America from another country:] um, actually, my great-grandfather got drunk, wandered onto a boat, and managed to make it to america in one piece. YA DAMN RIGHT.

[]Music Stuff[]

121.[What song do you swear was written about you or your life:] ::shrug:: I feel like I can apply any song to some part of my life...but "Stings of Conscience" by Unearth gets me every time.
122.[What's the most embarrasing cd you own:] None really
123.[What's the best cd you own:] Metallica-"Ride the Lightning"
124.[What song do you absolutely hate:] The Beatles. I hate the Beatles
125.[Do you sing in the shower:] no
126.[What song reminds you of that special someone:] Stings of Conscience, Radiant Eclipse, any techno

[]Favorites[]

152.[Color:] black, dark blue, silver
153.[Food:] anything that isn't good for me
154.[Song:] Fade to Black by Metallica
155.[Show:] NFL
156.[School subject:] lunch
157.[Band/singer/artist:] Metallica, Unearth, A7X, but others are good
158.[Animal:] I like tigers.
159.[Outfit:] Grey Unearth shirt with jean shorts
160.[Radio station:} don't listen to it
161.[Movie:] Monty python and the holy grail, boondock saints, anchorman
162.[Pair of shoes:] blue/shiny new balances
163.[Cartoon:] transformers, ninja turtles, ronin warriors
164.[Actor:] No one really
165.[Actress:] none really
166.[Potato chip:] bleah
167.[Drink:] alcoholic drink? none.
168.[Soda:] code red, jolt blue
169.[Holiday:] I like any holiday that I can get away from my family
170.[Perfume/cologne:] :;shrug:: whatever Julianne wears
171.[Pizza topping:] buffalo chicken
172.[Jello flavor:] lime
173.[Lunch meat:] hot pastrami or capicola
174.[Card Game:] solitaire
175.[Video game:] zelda: ocarina of time, chrono trigger
176.[Website:] livejournal, sports illustrated
177.[Book:] Dante's Inferno
178.[Computer game:] solitaire
179.[Number:] Julianne, think of one for me
180.[Cereal:] cocoa crispies
181.[Comedian:] monty python, george carlin, snl (late 80s-early 90s)
182.[Dessert:] ice cream
183.[Disney character:] jafar (the bad guy from aladdin)
184.[Clothing store:] king size, it's the only one who carries pants/shorts that are long enough (38x38)
185.[Past time:] hanging out with friends, playing games, lifting, playing bass, Julianne
186.[Teacher:] none, my teachers never gave a fuck about me
187.[Childhood toy:] power rangers
188.[Carnival game/ride:] I hate carnivals.
189.[Candy bar:] ::shrug:: if it's yummy, i'll eat it
190.[Magazine:] sports illustrated, EGM
191.[Salad dressing:] bleu cheese/ranch
192.[Thing to do on the weekend:] friends
193.[Hot drink:] hot chocolate
194.[Season:] winter...there's nothing more beautiful than freshly fallen snow
195.[Sport to watch:] football bitches
196.[Person to talk to online:] jones, sarah, julianne

[] Bedroom/Sleeping Habits[]

197.[What color are your sheets:] black
198.[What color are your bedroom walls:] grey
199.[Do you have posters on your wall:] yes
200.[If so of what:] women, video games, football
201.[Do you have a tv in your bedroom:] yeah, but no cable
202.[How many pillows are on your bed:] 2
203.[What do you normally sleep in:] tshirt/gymshorts
204.[Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:] see above
205.[What size bed do you have:] twin. ARGH
206.[Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:] the kind that's too small
207.[Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:] no
209.[Describe the last nightmare you had:] I had one Monday night...it kept coming back that night too. Julianne, I'll explain it to you later, that's why I couldn't sleep...
210.[Do you sleep with stuffed animals:] no, unless Julianne's stuffed
211.[How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:] me, maybe Julianne too
212.[Do you sleep in any unusual positions:] um...I thrash when I sleep.
213.[Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:] no, thank god
214.[Do you snore:] no, but I do talk in my sleep
215.[How about drool:] once in a while
216.[Do you have an alarm clock in your room:] yup
217.[What color is the carpet in your room:] a rich mahogany...as in hardwood
218.[What's under your bed:] everything

[]This or That[]

219.[loser/wannabe:] loser
220.[Doughnuts/bagels:] donuts
221.[Day/night:] night
222.[Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:] :;shrug::
223.[Heaven/hell:] earth.
224.[Make love/have sex:] dunno, Julianne, decide this for me
225.[Coffee/tea:] jolt
226.[Hamburgers/hotdogs:] burgers
227.[Rap/rock:] hardcore
228.[Britney/Christina:] Julianne
229.[Swiss cheese/american cheese:] Nacho
230.[Real World/Road Rules:] real world
231.[Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:] nah
232.[Silver/gold:] silver
233.[Nike/Adidas:] Nike, 'cause Adidas are FAR too small
234.[McDonalds/Taco Bell:] wendy's
235.[Sweet/sour:] sour
236.[Punk/emo:] Hardcore
237.[Hot/cold:] cool
238.[Winter/summer:] winter
239.[Spring/fall:] fall
240.[Operas/plays:] could care less
241.[Read/watch tv:] read a good book
242.[Cd's/tapes:] cds
243.[Dvd's/vhs:] dvds
244.[Old/new:] depends
245.[Shorts/Pants:] shorts, beotch
246.[Pink/red:] black
247.[Colored pictures/black and white photos:] depends
248.[Meat/vegetables:] meat
249.[Mexican food/chinese food:] chinese
250.[Commercials/infomercials:] bleah
251.[Scary movies/comedies:] comedies
252.[Bathing shorts or Speedo:] bathing shorts.
253.[Sandals/tennis shoes:] sneakers
254.[Dogs/cats:] rabid wolves
255.[Unicorns/fairies:] dragons
256.[Water/land:] depends
257.[Sugar/spice:] spice
258.[Black/white:] black
259.[ribbons/bows:] wtf?
260.[Chicken/beef:] beef
261.[Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:] white
262.[Cars/trucks:] suvs
263.[Austin Powers/James Bond:] austin powers, his women are hotter (by a slim margin)
264.[Popcorn/pretzels:] neither
265.[Hip/hop:] wtf?
266.[Passionate kiss/peck:] the former
267.[WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:] neither
268.[Back rub/foot massage:] back rub
269.[Picture frames/photo albums:] frames
270.[Pens/pencils:] pens

[]What Is Your Opinion Of The Following[]

271.[Eminem:] funny
272.[Virgins:] not me anymore
273.[God:] roughly 6'4, 270...extremely good looking...
274.[The Osbournes:] ozzy is awesome, but crack kills
275.[Reality TV:] bleah
276.[J.Lo:] she has a big butt
277.[Religion:] fuck 'em.
278.[Emo music:] I would love to kill every single one of those fucking emo bands
279.[Valentine's Day:] it used to suck, then i became friends with jenn, and WHAMMY it got better, now I have Julianne, and it's an excuse to spend money on her, so DOUBLE WHAMMY!
280.[Christina Aguilera's comeback:] she got fugly
281.[Homosexuals:] Guys: It doesn't matter to me, just don't hit on me Girls: Lesbians are great. Bisexual girls are best though.
282.[Abortion:] it's the mother's right to choose
283.[Inter-racial relationships:] not a problem here
284.[Murder:] I should be allowed to shoot one stupid person a week.
285.[Death:] After Kellie died, I came to grips with it...but I want to be the first one to die, because I don't want to go to another funeral ever again.
286.[Obesity:] if you can control it, you should, but doctors really have way too much of a god complex because of it
287.[Pre-marital sex:] No complaints here
288.[Terrorism:] Most of it's made up
289.[Pornography:] Ok in extreme moderation
290.[Fortune Tellers:] bullshit
291.[Threesomes:] thinkin' bout it
292.[Prostitution:] why would you throw away your life like that?
293.[Politics:] Fuck Bush
294.[Country music:] Music sucks, the women are hot though
295.[George W. Bush:] Fuck Bush
296.[Cloning:] Fuck Bush
297.[Britney's boobs:] I wish they weren't fake
298.[Gas prices in America:] Fuck Bush

[]Name Game[] -What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?-

299.[Jack:] Off
300.[Tiffany:] boots
301.[Nicky:] little nicky
302.[Maria:] italian opera
303.[Jennifer:] Jenn!
304.[Nicole:] common middle name
305.[Amy:] uh?
306.[Adam:] I used to want to name my kid that
307.[Richard:] seymour
308.[Justin:] asshole
309.[Arnold:] ahnuld
310.[Tom:] asshole
311.[Melissa:] STUPIDMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTWHOREBITCHSLUT
312.[Charlotte:] carolina?
313.[Harold:] ...
314.[John:] My middle name
315.[Joel:] wha?
316.[Vanessa:] persico
317.[Michelle:] She was hot too...too bad she lives in new jersey...oh well, I've got a better one
318.[Kevin:] scarcella=asshole
319.[Brent:] uh?
320.[Jake:] hand turkeys
321.[Billy:] bill smith?
322.[Sarah:] My friend from india
323.[Natalie:] portman, maybe?
324.[Christy:] Cupcake's sister?
325.[Nick:] noblett
326.[Linda:] my mom
327.[Taylor:] ?
328.[Jordan:] gay
329.[Jaime:] pressly is hot
330.[Adrian:] adrian brody is a fuckin' nutjob, but that would be a cool name to name my son

[]Have You Ever[]

331.[Mooned anyone:] nah
332.[Been on a diet:] seefood
333.[Been to a foreign country:] does canada count?
334.[Broken a bone:] nope. 2 glasses of milk a day, bitches
335.[Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:] no
336.[Sworn at a teacher:] yeah
337.[Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instantmessenger:] the ones i know in real life
338.[Got in a fight:] nope
339.[Dated a teacher:] nope
340.[Laughed so hard you peed your pants:] No
341.[Thought about killing your enemy:] of course
342.[Gone skinny dipping:] no
343.[Met another LJ member in the flesh:] see 337
344.[Told a little white lie:] oh yah
345.[Told a secret you swore not to tell:] never
346.[Stolen anything:] once
347.[Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:] hellz yeah
348.[Been on TV:] football
349.[Been on the radio:] no
350.[Been in a mosh pit:] no
351.[Been to a concert:] ya
352.[Dated one of your best friends:] haha...that worked out great, really, it did!
353.[Loved someone so much it makes you cry:] Kellie. I get all teary just thinking about her...and Julianne of course, what with me leaving and all
354.[Deceived somebody close to you:] I doubt it
355.[Broken the law:] yeah
356.[Been to a rodeo: ] nope
357.[Been on a talk show:] no
358.[Been on a game show:] no
359.[Been on an airplane:] yes
360.[Got to ride on a firetruck:] yes
361.[Came close to dying:] Twice now!
362.[Cheated on a bf/gf:] haha. NO.
363.[Gave someone a piggy back ride:] Like it's nobody's business
364.[Terrorized a babysitter:] nope, i was a good kid
365.[Made a mud pie:] no
366.[Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:] i've had one dream in the past 5 years, and it was a nightmare
367.[Snuck out of the house at night:] no
368.[Been so drunk you don't remember your name:] never been drunk
369.[Had an eating disorder:] only around chicken wings
370.[Felt like you didn't belong:] a LOT.
371.[Felt like the 3rd wheel:] I am the best third wheel you've ever seen
372.[Smoked:] no.
373.[Done drugs:] no
374.[Been arrested:] no
375.[Had your tonsils removed:] when i was five
376.[Gone to camp:] yeah
377.[Won a bet:] yes
378.[Written a love letter:] Yes, and once I get to MA, there are plenty more coming to you, Julianne
379.[Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:] yeah, and whether people like it or not, I always will.
380.[Written a love poem:] too many.
381.[Kissed in the rain:] No, but I'd love to
382.[Slow danced with someone you love:] i slow danced once, and I didn't love her
383.[Participated in cyber sex:] no
384.[Faked an orgasm:] no, that's hard to do when you're a guy
385.[Stolen a kiss:] nope
386.[Asked a friend for relationship advice:] lots of times...thanks jones, holly, and sarah!
387.[Had a friend steal your bf/gf:] well, yeah, but I got over it
388.[Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:] unless you count myself, no
389.[Gotten a speeding ticket:] no
390.[Done jail time:] No
391.[Had to wear a uniform to work:] no
392.[Won a trophy:] yes
393.[Thrown up in public:] first year of doubles
394.[Bowled a perfect game:] no
395.[Failed/got held back:] skipped 1st grade!
396.[Got perfect attendance in grade school:] no
397.[Roasted pumpkin seeds:] no
398.[Taken ballet lessons:] no
399.[Attempted suicide:] too many times, but I'm over that now
400.[Cut yourself:] once...sam hafensteiner noticed it, and I think that was the first time I realized that people do notice me, even if they don't talk to me

[]Childhood Stuff[]

401.[Did you play with Barbies:] i undressed them
402.[Did you own Treasure Trolls:] AHHHH
403.[Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210] no
404.[Did you play Simon Says:] yah
405.[Did you watch Fraggle Rock:] no
406.[Did you wet the bed:] actually...never.
407.[Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:] no
408.[Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:] nope
409.[Were you shy:] i'm more shy than I used to be
410.[Were you spoiled:] Hellz no
411.[Were you abused:] no.
412.[Did you go to the circus:] hated it
413.[Did you go to the zoo:] hated it
414.[Were you in a car accident:] not till about a month ago
415.[Did you build snowmen:] no
416.[Did you cry when you scraped your knee:] no
417.[Were your older cousins mean to you:] no, i never knew them till like 2 years ago
418.[Did you think slinkies were cool:] damn right
419.[Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:] yup
420.[Were you afraid of the dark:] a little
421.[Did you have slumber parties:] nope
422.[Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, sleeping bags, dolls:] no
423.[Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:] what?
424.[Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/and the Tooth Fairy:] yeah, till 6th grade

[]Randomness[]

425.[Do you believe in aliens:] No
426.[Name three things that are next to your computer:] printer, tissues, phone book
427.[Do you have any hidden talents:] lol...just how hidden are we talking here?
428.[Do you wish MTV would play music videos:] no, their music sucks
429.[If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:] no
430.[What would your movie star name be:] no
431.[Do you play any sports:] football
432.[What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:] i don't really get scared of movies
433.[What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:] monty python and the holy grail
434.[What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:] ::shrug::
435.[Do you drive:] yessum
436.[What is your dream car:] lol
437.[Do you think your good looking:] Julianne says so, and I always listen to her
438.[Do others think you are good looking:] see above
439.[Would you ever sky dive:] yah
440.[Do you believe in Bigfoot:] no
441.[How many rooms do you have in your house:] 10 now, 16 in a few days
442.[Are you afraid of roller coasters:] no
443.[Do you believe in God] different god than you think
444.[Do you believe in Satan:] different satan than you think
445.[Do you believe there is a heaven:] no
446.[Do you believe there is a hell:] no
447.[Do you own a pooltable:] used to
448.[Do you have a pool:] yes
449.[Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen] Yes
450.[Do you like chocolate:] Yes
451.[Do you have a calendar:] SI swimsuit calendar.
452.[How many U.S. states have you been to:] 25?
453.[Ever wished on a shooting star:] once or twice
454.[Best Halloween costume you ever wore:] i always hated halloween, so I stayed home and ate the candy
455.[Do you carry any weapons on you:] mah dick
456.[What is your weakness:] I can't say no to Julianne...not like that's a weakness
457.[Name something you can't get enough of:] Julianne
458.[Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:] I'll let someone else do that
459.[How many kids do you want to have:] ::shrug:: 1-4 if any
460.[Future daughters names:] diana, tia, stephanie, alyssa
461.[Future sons names:] judas, donovan, adrian, jamal
462.[What is your ideal way to die:] slowly so I can say goodbye
463.[How do you release stress:] football
464.[Do you consider yourself a trendy person:] No.
465.[Are you an artisitic person:] abstract yes
466.[Are you a realistic person?:] sometimes
467.[Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:] hellz no
468.[Are you a strong person:] physically, yes, mentally, yes, emotionally, yes, but once i hit a breaking point, I'm fucking useless
469.[Are you a strong willed person:] yes
470.[Who is the last person to e-mail you:] Vanessa
471.[Who is the last person to IM you:] Mikayla
472.[Do you hate chain e-mails:] yeah
473.[Are you a deep sleeper:] not really
474.[Are you a good story teller:] i doubt it
475.[What do you believe is your best quality:] I'd like to think I'm a good friend...I guess not though. I don't really know what it is anymore.
476.[What is your greatest accomplishment:] finally accepting myself for who I am...it's how I got with Julianne
477.[Do you like to burn candles or incense:] Neither, they fuck up my allergies
478.[Do you do yoga:] no
479.[Do you have your own credit card:] no
480.[Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:] make sure my friends are all set, then myself
481.[Do you have a check book:] no
482.[Do you like your drivers licence:] kinda
483.[Do you tan easily:] yessum
484.[What color is your hair naturally:] brown
485.[How many fillings do you have:] just 1
486.[How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:] 0
487.[Worst feeling in the world?:] loss. Be it a football game or a loved one, losing sucks
488.[Best feeling in the world:] hehe...
489.[Is the glass half empty or half full:] I drank it.
490.[Last thing you downloaded:] Sigur Ros
491.[Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:] yes, with Julianne (PWND!!!11!one) or Jones (rofl)
492.[What do you think people think of you:] I really don't know anymore, except that Julianne loves me
493.[Are you a likeable person:] To Julianne, maybe to some other people
494.[Do you need therapy:] I hope not, 'cause I refuse to go back there...
495.[Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:] allergies?
496.[What the best way to be proposed to:] haha. No one's gonna propose anything to me
497.[If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:] No because I kill fetuses
499.[When are you moving:] Friday.
500.[What's your favorite phrase:] I love you, Julianne.